Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

It’s just three hours of delivery room footage

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

Crippling ketamine addiction, he has

He had a bad case of ligma

sad Niftu Kal noises

His sharpie broke

No it was not

You don’t understand, these 131 pedals are all part of my signature sound!

I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Well, ya gotta hand it to 'em, they know how to write a headline

Alaska is the USA

I used to watch him on derrickcomedy.com

A-aron

I’m guessing Scott Hilburn circa 2008, specifically.

Sigma grindset, wiping decreases time for gainz

No one expects the bedroom inquisition!