So embarrassing

Someone needs to turn this into loss

Of course he does, he’s a spider

Yes

To be fair to Motörhead, they were drinking some beer that had umalats in the name, and just thought they looked cool, so they threw them in. The band had no idea that umalats denoted a difference in pronunciation.

…a faction of the internet believing Vance actually had sectional relations…

Look ma, I’m part of a faction!

SPLITTERS!

Zsh

These sound like Gen 1 Pokedex entries

A very cunning statement

But of course, African swallows are non-migratory…

He can have a little treason, as a treat

AmogOS too

At least it’s got the right amount of fingers!

Only $44k for the domain!

I haven’t hurd much about that

Fell out of a window

W I D E F L O R I D A

The proper term is Miniature Giant Space Hamster