I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Below knee.

The word “panacea” is so cool.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?

A lovely sentiment, but unfortunately it has no basis in point of fact reality.

Cops don’t have a right to just show up and start demanding ID without probable cause that an actual crime has been committed. So… no, not good cop.

There’s more to this story that she isn’t telling you.

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.