They needed the actual phone to take this photo

The person with the anime profile pic has the “no under 18” emoji (🔞) so they probably either make or share NSFW content. My guess is the OP checked out their profile and found Nintendo and Omori NSFW stuff and responded with a targeted quip

It’s already happened. I don’t think there were any Trojan Horse-style jokes unfortunately

You don’t count cards in poker. That’s blackjack

Only if you play for less than 2 hours though

You forgot the “slop”

Men are never trusting women smh

You accidentally said “homophonic” instead of “homophobic.” A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another but with a different meaning, e.g. “weight” and “wait”

When I was doing long distance runs, there was nothing more I wanted afterwards than some chocolate milk

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

Risk of Rain is like this (1 if you like 2D, 2 if you like 3D games). You constantly buy items and they stack like crazy. You either don’t stack fast enough and die or manage to overcome the hurdle and become a god

Quandale Dingle

Name checks out

And if you watch the original video she isn’t rabid at all. They just took some unfortunate stills

Not today FBI

Pretty sure they’re making a joke

Pizzacakecomic Trump is not what I was expecting to see today

Depends where in the world you are

There are still subreddits though, they’re just called communities