Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Lovely <span>, wonderful </span>
8·22 hours ago<vikings>bloody</vikings>
I don’t like flatpak and don’t want it on my system.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•We're being hailed!
21·1 day agoThen send all of the senior staff to the planet together.
Silly English Knnnnnniggits.
Or they all hate their wives. (Or you hate all their wives)
thenextguy@sh.itjust.workstoPhotography@lemmy.world•Cows are such lovely and creatures, and also if you approach them with ease and dont scare them - very friendly as well.
8·2 days agoWhat do you have against ponds?
“It was a tragedy. We lost 19 of our best guys.”
Kumail Nanjani, The Big Sick
Batman and Robin?
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•Today i learned about Government cheeseEnglish
2·2 days ago“Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his Whitehouse, had a big block of cheese…”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's careerEnglish
7·2 days agoI wasn’t criticizing. I was adding to what you wrote. Crazy stuff.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's careerEnglish
53·2 days agoIt was later revealed that Pettipiece did scan the ham and asparagus, but Walmart’s scanner failed to register the scans. Also, the vape pens contained no THC, and the anti-nausea pills didn’t belong to her
shifting to a Flatpak-first (and only) model.
Boo!
I want it to recommend some things. So I just curate my history obsessively.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Inconsequential
3·4 days agoYou should probably watch it.
It’s a clip from an 1970s show called Taxi. Christopher Lloyd is hysterical.
My heart’s on fire.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.workstoLobste.rs@lemmy.bestiver.se•Test the Email Verification Protocol with an origin trialEnglish
1·4 days agoGoogle fixing things that aren’t broken again.






I am quite sure they will say so.