linuxgator

No, they use PayPal instead of checks now.

Must run Windows 95

They contacted it out to Missippi.

I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing

Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.

I was going to comment that Doc Ellis would be proud.

Recipe?

Having lived most of my life in Florida, the only time I emptied my lawnmower in the winter is while mowing my lawn.

Yes, JD Vance lied about abortion, and no, you shouldn’t trust anything he or Donald Trump says about reproductive rights

The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible.

I can’t find a date.

Have you tried tinder?

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

I thought the word was going to be Trump

Sounds lovely. /S

The borg wouldn’t really defeat the death star, they’d assimilate it. It’s too much of their kind of geometric ship not to. It would be fun to watch them with the stormtroopers. On one hand the stormtroopers aren’t the brightest, in the other hand, their armor would probably be a little better against borg nanite probes. But would eventually all get assimilated.

Don’t you mean yuge embarrassment?

Better than horse beans

The Cunning Linguist

Looks like a character in a Wes Anderson film.

There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.