I can’t find a date.
Have you tried tinder?
I can’t find a date.
Have you tried tinder?
I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.
I thought the word was going to be Trump
The borg wouldn’t really defeat the death star, they’d assimilate it. It’s too much of their kind of geometric ship not to. It would be fun to watch them with the stormtroopers. On one hand the stormtroopers aren’t the brightest, in the other hand, their armor would probably be a little better against borg nanite probes. But would eventually all get assimilated.
Don’t you mean yuge embarrassment?
The Cunning Linguist
Looks like a character in a Wes Anderson film.
There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.
According to Hermes, technically correct is the best kind of correct.
I believe in no apostrophes in tips. Also tipping should be banned and thus not need to be taxed.
One’s heart cannot go on if they don’t have one.
Reminds me of Invader Zim
Those pistols don’t look anywhere near 50 meters long
Shut up about your pocket monster, I’m on the phone with a real one.
Why does he look like Ron Jeremy after getting a DUI?
That’s (not) in-Seine.
I bet he even used a packet of Hunt’s ketchup.
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible.