







If Trump can’t schmooze in a gaudy gilded hall and get bribes, he just might not make the nation secure.


Wouldn’t liberals cheer Robe Reiner?
So he is saying he believes a MAGA killed him for being anti-Trump?
[yes I know his son is alleged to have done it, unrelated to politics]





A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!
-@RealDonaldTrump


Bruised hand you say? JD is slacking on his primary duty



What, no colloidal silver?


Let the ketchup fly


Bless the maker and his water


Dude needed more fiber


The best way to build immunity to (x) is to get infected with (x)
-Bobby’s Brainworm



Better call Heinz, the White House just ran out of ketchup.


Remember that admiral that retired early? Pepperidge Farm remembers