But, but, magic metal makes steadfast man special, which, in turn, causes female Jesus to lubricate in one of the worst love scenes in literature.
If only the moochers would stop getting in their way!
I lost a best friend to Objectivism , and I’m not sure if the dumb bastard has changed his ways. I haven’t the time.
I love libretube, but I really need it to support queing videos. As it stands you have to pick each video you want to watch/listen to. Unless there is a hack I am unaware of Playlists don’t really exist.
Please prove me wrong, if you know better than I do.
The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.
But what of the coming Subaru Wars?
Just install lasers, you can blind them, with SCIENCE!
I’ll try to fill the void…
: Watches Saw XI:
It stinks!
I over slept for work that morning and my mother screamed that I needed to get out of bed because the world was on fire.
I got my work clothes on in a minute because I was a teenage dirt bag, baby. By the time I got to the living room she was in tears because the Pentagon was going up in smoke.
I’m not sure if it was survival instinct or what, but I said, ‘Silly Government, tricks are for kids!’
I just remember her shouting, “This is serious!” As I dashed to my car.
The radio sucked that morning. Pretty much all the fm band was nothing but church talk. The walkman I had plugged into my stereo was off charge, so I had to listen to some Spanish sermon as I wondered if the Spencer’s I worked at was going to be blown up.
This has been a ‘9-11 Moment’, reply with ‘I was there.’ if you’d like to know more.
Hey! You wouldn’t copy/paste a pirate flag!?
You too can learn this secret of the ages! You just need to be able pay for my one hour Webinar and Goon on camera for at least three!
For only $99 USD all will be explained via a one on one Webinar.
I have an ancient hermetic method of getting off that requires neither computer or phone. Enquire within if you seek this ancient knowledge.
But then every jabrony would be able to make money.
Mooching off of samples, I’d guess.
The grocery/retail worker Union in my city sucks for newbs. Takes a large chunk of your paycheck every two weeks until you gain seniority after 24 months, then you can be a lazy bastard as much as you want.
Unions are great, some suck.
I should’ve been a teamster, so lazy and surly…
I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.
/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.
Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.
Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.
It’s odd, after years of washing dishes for a job I can’t stand the smell of garlic or onions when it is coming from the grease left over on a plate or cook wear, but when they are first being cooked the aroma makes my mouth water.
The nose, she is fickle.
It sounds like an old wives tale, and maybe I’m naturally resistant, but if I consistently press my tongue to the roof of my mouth as I chop onions, I do not cry.
Anecdotal, of course.
Boo. Fucking. Hoo.