create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

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what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

Microsoft again?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

Hahaha man I love cum

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I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked