now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

what a handsome devil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole

WOMP WITH THE WOMP BANGADANG

It doesn’t brake well before collisions

As if I wouldn’t show off if my booty were so banging

Yes, I did play Bioshock

does he do birthdays? I’d like to book a solo viewing

holy shit this has layers

I believe this is the wrong template, as the meme is supposed to imply that the person is stating a weak, irrelevant opinion. However, this statement is clearly superior and strong.

That said, communication is fluid as it relies on people essentially “voting” and “agreeing” on the meaning by participating and engaging in it. Therefore I become the person as originally intended in the meme by potentially communicating something irrelavant.

Ah, the self-own. Myself, how I have burned thee

It’s in the name!

Boeing boeing boeing

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

Things ain’t coming fast enough…

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

Saint Swithen’s day already?

That seems like a long road

Fun fact, when he originally wrote this, he was thinking of dead air during the 60s, where it was just a greyish wash, not the more salt and pepper static of the 80s

I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression