Wiping your ass and finding blood from a hemorrhoid is not the same as shitting blood.

The susurros of people laughing and enjoying themselves nearby.

WTH is that meme template? It looks like Predator - Arrakis

Satanistic? Since when? Don’t besmirch those nice people with the Baphomet statue.

Nah, that’s too good. He needs to work the lowest paying job in his corp.

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Yes, and I got fired for not knowing. I was new to the city so I didn’t recognize the famous local sports journalist who demanded to see the doctor who also worked with the famous local sports team. Normally no one gets to walk into a doctors office and see the doc immediately, so I told them to sit down and wait - I was gone the next day.

I’d be happy for the kid.

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I’m lk mad I laughed

I just donated my veganomicon last weekend. I never found a recipe in there I liked.

I did too recently and I already love how easy it made my life.

I always knew there were tasty vegan recipes out there because I have eaten at tasty vegan restaurants. I’ve just waded through a lot of junk before I found Nisha Vora’s YT channel and recipes.

Big Vegan Flavor by leaps and bounds is the best. My non vegan partner has raved about the recipes.

I loved the name, but everything I ever made from the Veganomicon wound up in the garbage. Tasteless mash.

It sounds like a place where you put things or the sound you make when you put things in the gunt.

Why is this a shitpost? I’m not biologist.

This is why I cry all the time.

6 and 7 are good 👍🏼