He calls 'em like he sees 'em.
He calls 'em like he sees 'em.
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I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.
I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?