SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula on Game Boy Color

Google forces devs to use their billing platform and to not build a seperate “pro” app to ensure their dominance in the Android space

Devs begrudgingly listen to Google in order to keep their app on Android’s dominant app repository

I literally cannot tell these two apart

When it walk the man the manwalk when the when

Teslas have x64 CPU’s? What the hell?

Lol this is definitely before my time, is this a goof or was it ever that deep to people?

Chain wallet. Might be uncool depending on your fit but you’ll never lose it. I was skeptical until I got one.

I like to call them “Openly More Evil Amazon”

I’ve been using mlmym.org. Gives a very similar experience to old.reddit + RES.

Good bot

Mountain racing, which is difficult because some of the best courses are VERY exclusive, or well, you know, public roads.

I’d try to start a racing career. Always wanted to since I was a kid but it’s always been out of my reach.

Based

Based, where will you update us?

Full disclosure I’m going completely tangential for this one.

I find it believable at best that aspartame can cause cancer, but causing weight gain just makes no sense to me.

I used to be FAT. 250 lbs. I didn’t really make that many changes to my diet, except for cutting refined sugars way back.

I switched to Diet Coke, got off the little debbies, and I slimmed right down and now I’m hovering around 135.

It would make sense to say that I would maintain that weight or maybe gained more if aspartame was as harmful as this article says, but I’m not seeing it.

Based as fuck, people like you make the world go around