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remustan37@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 小时前

President Trump calls on Tim Cook to be next NVIDIA CEO - 9to5Mac

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President Trump calls on Tim Cook to be next NVIDIA CEO - 9to5Mac

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Jensen Huang is out as CEO of NVIDIA after reported love affairs with an alleged Chinese spy and a high-ranking...
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    Who cares what some senile, stupid person calls for? Maybe Dana White should run Nvidia now?

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    Wow, I didn’t even know NVIDIA CEO was a government position.

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    I bet donald trump wants tim cook to run nvidia because he’s gay and thinks china doesn’t have gay spies

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    Why does he think he has a say in this?

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      In a not clown show, some reporter would ask: what is graphics card, mr. President

      And the reporter wouldn’t ve called a fat pig by the preaident of tge united States

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    iVIDIA sounds worse than NVIDIA.

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      It’s iVIDNA, silly goose.

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        Just hope elon doesn’t get his hands on it

        Xvidia

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    You can just tell me as all the buttons covered up on his remote controls. There should probably be a moratorium on reporting anything he says because it’s all just demented rambling. Trying to distill any kind of meaning from anything he says is fruitless, you might as well look at tea leaves.

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    Anyone in the media who reports on this shit clearly didn’t have a parent/grandparent suffering from dementia. You just gotta ignore it, there’s no hidden meaning, it’s not clever, it’s just nonsense.

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      Thank you for another wise precept, master Zote.

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    lol

    💀

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    Dementia child diddler Donny acting like big gov huh?

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    Is that some kind of Pro Wrestler with the same name as the Apple CEO?

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      https://www.nfl.com/players/tim-cook/stats/

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    He only knows like three people’s names doesn’t he?

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      He knows Tim Apple very well.

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        He’ll go by “Tim Nvidia” in the future.

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          TimVIDIA.

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            Thanks now we’ve got a new std as well

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          That sounds like a woke to me

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    its a good thing that this isn’t a thing because who cares

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    Donald is like a little girl on Santa’s lap wishing for a pony for Christmas.

    It would be adorable if his admin weren’t literally murdering schoolkids.

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    I’d say “stay in your lane” but honestly I don’t even want him on the road

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if they keep the interim CEO on as the next CEO. She seems to have done a good job as CFO, seems to be a ruthless corporate bloodsucker, and they can go with the “we’re going with a woman this time because she won’t be sticking her dick in everything that moves” narrative, as everyone knows women can’t get horny

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      I hope she gets seduced by some hot women too tbh

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        that would be funny and highkey based

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