There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.
You don’t know!! You were not there!!!
Doesn’t mean they weren’t checking their security system video feed every few million years. Monkeys spotted, time to head home!
And throughout it all…sharks.
Stegosaurs = ~150 million years ago
Sharks = ~450 million years ago
Shork durable, shork strong
Sharks = ~450 million years ago
Yeah, well try launching a ship full of water into orbit and see how far you get. The sea life is doomed to never explore space.
Buzzkill!
It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.
we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.
We don’t make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.
I’m not sure they’re really bodies anymore
That’s not all we did with the bodies…
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Nah we touched all of it. All of it.
What is this from and what’s the context?
In any case, here’s your banana.
ooh banana! TY!
The TV series Earth: Final Conflict, made by Gene Roddenberry, had a story based on this premise:-).
Star Trek Voyager did too.
They ran across a race of super-advanced aliens in the Delta Quadrant that were evolved from dinosaurs.
Iirc it was a meteor that carried earth stuff. Aka jizz missile.
*Wait mine is Space above and beyond.
Watch the rick and morty episode on that
This is an episode of Rick and Morty.
And Star Trek.
Ergo proxy.
I don’t think I ever finished that show. I need to give it a revisit.
You maniacs!
Anybody read Astrosaurs as a kid?
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