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minus-squarePonchy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·2 months agoNah it’s great, but the sun is a lot scarier than I remember
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoThe sun is bad, it causes cancer. We’re better off without it.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·2 months agoWater is bad, it drowns people. We’re better off without it.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoOxygen is bad, it causes fires. We’re better off without it.
minus-squareDenvil@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-22 months agoHumans are bad, they cause murders. We’re better off without them.
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoEvery human ever born ends up dead, coincidence!? Humans have been dying as long as humans have been around, sounds suspicious to me.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoAs someone who literally cannot tan, yes. Sun bad. Sun burn, sun cause cancer. Sun cause hot, cause sweat, throw up, and faint.
Nah it’s great, but the sun is a lot scarier than I remember
The sun is bad, it causes cancer. We’re better off without it.
Water is bad, it drowns people. We’re better off without it.
Oxygen is bad, it causes fires. We’re better off without it.
Humans are bad, they cause murders. We’re better off without them.
Every human ever born ends up dead, coincidence!? Humans have been dying as long as humans have been around, sounds suspicious to me.
And cancer
As someone who literally cannot tan, yes. Sun bad. Sun burn, sun cause cancer. Sun cause hot, cause sweat, throw up, and faint.