And I bet they did it by accident…oh honey check this out! We can vote now? I heard you can’t vote if you’re not a citizen! Well I don’t understand, maybe they changed their mind or something. Well this is cause for celebration! But first, let us go kick Trump in the nutsack ok honey? Kick him? Nah! I’m bringing the scissors! Let’s vote this mofo back to the Florida swamp!

Eh, what do you mean? I can’t vote? But I just did! And I got my ballot in the mail! Ok well I guess, just don’t send me a ballot?