The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.
What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?
Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You’re right, I’ll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that’ll make sense…
Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.
Edit: also, you know someone’s gonna be like “OMG daddy Satan, come get me!”
God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.
“I’ve made a terrible mistake”
And here comes the NSFW demon fan art!
Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started
Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here
I think it’s very domitable, some people are into that.
Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out
All about that dussy!
Artists getting commissions from patrons that they will carry into hell & show what services specifically they expect.
Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.
Bad assplay list
Make an ass-hair mullet!
I love that for you both. Don’t forget to bring snacks.
Me turning the local Walmart into one giant Devil’s Trap with this blasting from every speaker in the building.
What’s on the playlist? Trivium - Insurrection, Bad Omens - Dethrone, what else?
I’m hoping for Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and My Dying Bride vibes.
They commodified it and sold it back to Satan on a t-shirt.
Humans would be figuring out some way to make money off it before then.
Imagine the reality shows you’d see.
MTV: Real Word - Armageddon
The Bachelor: my Demon husband
Hells Kitchen - but in Hell. They’d keep Gordon Ramsey.
Foxnews
Let’s be real, Satan would be a shitposter
What if Satan was one of us?
Just a shitposter on the bus?As long as they’re shitposting and not shitting while posting on the bus I think we’ll be fine.
You know that’s not an exclusive or situation, right?
…right?
They are not human, they have standards.
All of his memes are stolen.
This meme is telling me something…
Whatever it is, DON’T DO IT!?!
Tbh Armageddon is such good meme material, idk what did he expect. We aint letting that sweet meme potential go to waste.
And he should have wore different pants if he dislikes the stupid sexy Flanders meme.
