Sabata

It’s almost like human communication is not supposed to be a product or something…

Whoever named the penis worm hit the nail on the head.

My sister moved into my grandmas house and my grandma moved to my moms. She also rented a dumpster. So much junk that they saw as an investment and though was worth passing on that was simply worthless clutter.

No one wants fancy ass Christmas decorations and a crap ton of glassware.

It jobs:

Need 10 years experience in 1 year old tech

Or

Need 10 years experience in tech that stopped existing 10 years ago.

Or

Need 10 years experience in this software that is a felony to use outside our business and the government.

He’s incredibly rich.

The Little Engine That Shouldn’t.

I just one day said fuck it and gave notice with no plan. I burnt out to the point I was probably getting fired if I stuck around much longer. Besides, If I stayed I was going to quit life instead.

It was a miserable month or 2 of draning my savings finding a new job and I had to take a small pay cut once I did. It was worth it alone for the better work environment.

Line something up if you can, but get out before it gets worse for you.

I’m hoping for Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and My Dying Bride vibes.

I would not put my dick in anything running on Windows.

I wish I knew teaching a cat to speak was forbidden knowledge. She wakes me up at night just to let me know she claimed 80% of the bed, or the bottom of the bowl is visible.

Saying hi while passing each other is pretty cool though.

All of his memes are stolen.

Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.

You can’t really get addicted to fedi

Phew, I was getting a bit worried.

Way easier than guessing the spelling of husbando.

My normie friend buys it every year, and acknowledges he paid for an updated sport wiafu roster.

Here’s another $1000. Everything is spelled right and grammatically correct.

Sounds a little plain.

But that one is still illegal, technically.

I would bet the house on the motive and who they voted for.

“Here’s $5000 and a week at my private ski resort. Your voting no.”