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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoHave you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can’t handle the entire poop in one flush?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoI’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI mostly scream in agony to make it weird.
Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can’t handle the entire poop in one flush?
I’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube
I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank
I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.
“who does number two work for?”