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Did… did I just slide to a parallel universe? Do I get to meet Jerry O’Connell? What the hell is going on?!
minus-squareteawrecks@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoAt least then we’d finally live in a cool dystopian future.
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 minutes agoMe and my friends walk into Musk’s office Mr. Musk, in the name of the Senate of the American Republic, you are under arrest. Musk: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? Me: The Senate will decide your date. Musk: I AM THE SENATE. Me: Not. Yet. Musk: It’s treason, then.
At least then we’d finally live in a cool dystopian future.
Me and my friends walk into Musk’s office
Mr. Musk, in the name of the Senate of the American Republic, you are under arrest.
Musk: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
Me: The Senate will decide your date.
Musk: I AM THE SENATE.
Me: Not. Yet.
Musk: It’s treason, then.