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minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 year ago<Pilots start looking for glitches> Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there’s nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off…
minus-squareowl@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoJust type in the 7500 cheatcode and you can take shortcuts through military airspace.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year ago[halfway through the flight] “Dang, I can’t make this time. Going to reset”
<Pilots start looking for glitches>
Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there’s nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off…
Just type in the 7500 cheatcode and you can take shortcuts through military airspace.
[halfway through the flight] “Dang, I can’t make this time. Going to reset”