And I definitely didn’t accidentally step on any crayons in the process.
4 looks like a wild ride
Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.
Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, purple, and white bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.
Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.
So #5.
Blueberries
I thought so too, until I saw the truth.
A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.
But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.
https://www.snexplores.org/article/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pigment
Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.
easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.
Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.
Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!
The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.
#1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out
I can’t only have one colour. I can have #4 and have two. 🤓
The red one 💯
But red ones go faster!
2
Are we sure 8 isn’t a candle?
You can color with a candle.
I gotta go with 8. For reasons.
We all know the reasons you chose the BBC.
…big black crayon…
Take your fucking upvote and get out
Going to come back later and argue with anyone who chooses 7
Why do you hate colored construction paper?
I choose seven baybeeeeee
Because that shit is for
PAPER AIRPLANES
White crayon is a secret weapon when doing watercolor. Lets you mask areas you want to leave without paint. So that’s my choice.
Colouring outside the lines with this one, but I ain’t mad at it
isn’t 8 one of those old dock worker crayons from the early 1900s that was toxic? why’d you give your toddler that?
So that the toddler can enter the workforce and start pulling itself up by the bootstraps as soon as possible. The lithium mines need more bodies.
