Same reason why a man would ride a car/train
Because car wheels are much faster than human wheels?
Just like a plane is much faster then any bird that has ever lived.
I’m Asian and this once happened to me when I went to get some Chinese fast food. Another customer asked why I was there when I could just make this stuff at home.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It would be amazing to just be able to magically cook any recipe vaguely related to your ancestry, but alas, my codfish is always too salty or too bland.
Anyway what a racist jerk. Ask why is his fat ass always at McDonald’s.
Why is the guy from the Pringle’s can on an airplane?
Why don’t you mind your own fuckin business?
I’m the fucking pilot, asshat! What happens on my plane is my business! Now you wanna sit down and shut up yourself, or would you rather take a hike?
Every other chip company fills their packaging with air so Pringles decided to put the guy from their packaging into the air.
Keep an eye on that Maven kid, Simpkins. He’s going places, I tell ya.
“Why don’t you walk to where you’re going, you damn dirty ape?”
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