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Look, are you down to f*ck or not?
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I’m down to eat a banana.
But she wants HIS banana 😩
Well, he has two, he can share
but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.
Ugh, you can always buy more banana.
Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm
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Sounds like she thinks she’s too good for a free banana.
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pieDo we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?
beat the meat
Treat the feet
Third banana?
“you’re not going to believe this…”
I feel seen.
How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.“Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?”
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
“Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you’ll be surprised”,
“Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!”Not a big fan of bananas
fuck you
And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition
c/bananaaaaaaccceee
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“Did my girlfriend give you that banana?”
“No, my mom did”
HAHA I HATE MY WIFE