We owe it all to fungus girls
Those are the girls you put a ring on.
Every breath I take reminds me of them
Black mold spores from inside your bronchi
HiYou’re breathtaking!
Do you mean fungals?
You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.
You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl
'Cause we are living in a microscopic world
And I am a bacterial girl
I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl…
Material Girl?
Nope, barbie girl by aqua. If you’re lucky enough to have never heard it don’t look it up, you’ll never un-hear it.
Yep, instant recall of… apparently a core memory.
You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere~!
Come on Barbie lets go party.
I wanted to attempt to somehow rewrite it to be bacterial themed, but … I don’t know enough microbial vocab, and every bit I do know has way too many syllables.
Somebody else got the bacteria translation, check the replies.
Yes!
Am bacteria girl
In bacteria wo-orld
Life micros-copic
It’s fantasticYou see me in hair.
And find me every-where.
With mutation, life is mine formation.The word barbie rhymes with bacteria in Turkish btw.
Don’t read last part as song in your head.missed opportunity to rhyme micro-plastics with fantastic
Welp that’s a week long earworm…
Nicely done BTW.
Gendering bacteria is a bit difficult though.
Slimegirls beg to differ.
I mean, its all perfomative at that point, right?
Unless there is some lore I am unaware of… isn’t a slimegirl basically a Ditto?
More transhuman than transgender at that point.
don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem
Nyan?
Maybe if the ecosystem didn’t want to be torn up it shouldn’t have been so tear-upable :3
Is this an euphemism for lesbians?
When I was playing Elden Ring I said the same thing about “finger maiden”
Try fingers, but hole
great chest ahead
No, just those that go au naturale
Crab girl (tastes like crab, looks like girl) and lizard woman (one of our reptilian overlords), here to take over the world.
Now that’s a superheroine duo I’d want to read/watch
I’m absolutely rolling at, “Tastes like crab, looks like girl.”
well, I’m doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.
oddly, they … don’t seem to really go for normal cat food.
I’ve found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.
Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water… I gave them some boba tea once, and now it seems to be a requirement, they’ll start clawing each other if it isn’t present.
Aren’t all girls beaver girls?
smells like seven layers
Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.
Girl, you’re the beaver queen.
Omg, I would so wear that.
The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year’s contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆
I know precisely one beaver furry and they are more girl-ish than girl. XD
So, Canadian chicks?
What about the vulture girls?
Something something…my ex girlfriend…blah blah blah.
Now nobody has to make that joke.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
“Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don’t quit!”
Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!
I’m a wolf girl >:3
There are two inside you.
huh?
