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minus-squareWashedOver@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoOne of my favourite questions to ask friends with kids when they are complaining what little sh8ts they are is: are you sure it’s too late to abort?
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoI just suggest a foundling wheel
minus-squareSharpiemarker@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoI always joke about threatening kids when they’re behaving badly with a 64th (or so) trimester abortion.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago“I brought you in to this world, I can take you out”
One of my favourite questions to ask friends with kids when they are complaining what little sh8ts they are is: are you sure it’s too late to abort?
I just suggest a foundling wheel
I always joke about threatening kids when they’re behaving badly with a 64th (or so) trimester abortion.
“I brought you in to this world, I can take you out”