The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoYou can try this strategy if you're tired of dating appsmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1597arrow-down13
arrow-up1594arrow-down1imageYou can try this strategy if you're tired of dating appsmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareBeesbeesbees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoWell. I tried the apps and it seemed to me it was mostly people who I was not interested in at all…muscles and trucks and macho gym sports etc. So my backup strategy is to keep having IT issues so I can see the adorable middle aged IT guy. Maybe one day!
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoHave you even tried lying back and bellowing?
minus-squareBeesbeesbees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoNot specifically to summon him. But I do have a crash pad and I have done that in a “fuck this shit” moment. :p
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoLook, we IT guys don’t know if you don’t say anything.
minus-squareBeesbeesbees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoI’m trying. I’m working my way up to it. The problem is I’m just as fucking nerdy-awkward and shy. I have another chance tomorrow. And some mochi and space stickers to share. Gift giving should register, maybe?
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoSounds like a good match. Good luck!
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAs an IT guy, may I reccomend simple, clear sentences? Maybe in writing, to make sure.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoOr file a ticket. That usually gets our attention in 1-2 business days. (no but seriously, that would be hella cute)
Well. I tried the apps and it seemed to me it was mostly people who I was not interested in at all…muscles and trucks and macho gym sports etc.
So my backup strategy is to keep having IT issues so I can see the adorable middle aged IT guy. Maybe one day!
Have you even tried lying back and bellowing?
Not specifically to summon him. But I do have a crash pad and I have done that in a “fuck this shit” moment. :p
Look, we IT guys don’t know if you don’t say anything.
I’m trying. I’m working my way up to it. The problem is I’m just as fucking nerdy-awkward and shy. I have another chance tomorrow. And some mochi and space stickers to share. Gift giving should register, maybe?
Sounds like a good match. Good luck!
As an IT guy, may I reccomend simple, clear sentences? Maybe in writing, to make sure.
Or file a ticket.
That usually gets our attention in 1-2 business days.
(no but seriously, that would be hella cute)