Polygamy enthusiast Dave Grohl swimming with his significant otters.
Damn! How did he find out!

Otterly disguising
My significant otter always tells me I’m unique.
🎵 one of these things is not like the otters
Then you’d be saying you’re not an evil serial killer. Seriously, read about otters sometime. They’re fucked.
Yeah, raping seals to death is not a good look. Although I think river otters are less fucked up…
I’d forgotten there’s a difference there. I will say I found out about all this years ago because a woman I met IRL while seeing some river otters told me about her friend getting absolutely viciously attacked. Sure, the otter probably had some reason they did it, but to this woman’s friend, she went swimming and had to get many stitches because she was close to bleeding out. Then I read up a bit and developed a pretty strong “fuck otters” attitude.
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