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    Data (in Picard’s voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6… sausage


    Lt O’Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!


    Jennifer: What are you doing?
    Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
    Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
    Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
    Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
    Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!


    Shaxs: It’s nothing to do with rank, son. We’re sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.