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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·7 个月前For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 个月前They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 个月前People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 个月前Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.