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cm0002@europe.pub to Science@mander.xyz · 2 months ago

Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas

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Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas

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Sharks in the Bahamas have tested positive for cocaine, a new study concludes.
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    Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

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      The “Cocaine ____” franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

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        I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn’t be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

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    sad. poor things.

    “The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system.”

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    These sharks know how to have a good time!

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    Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

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      Caff’d up Sharks on Coke. It ain’t (well yes it really is) no joke.

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    Hell yeah brother

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    We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

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