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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

The real deal

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The real deal

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Okay, so the truth of this is, yeah people check for cracked eggs, but there’s more to it…

    It’s extremely important to make sure all the eggs have the proper luminosity. You can tell this by opening the carton and holding the eggs up against the lighting. Eggs with the correct luminosity will reflect a cooler tone - no less than 5,500K, while eggs that are of poor quality will reflect a more yellowish or reddish hue. Eggs with the correct luminosity contain higher amounts of vitamin D and B12, and are generally better for use as binding agents in various recipes.

    Source: I made this the fuck up.

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      You also need to give them a little shake to make sure the yolk and whites are the proper viscosity.

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        Toss them in the air to check their hang time.

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          If the hang time is too long you picked up the chicken instead of the egg.

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          Then toss them on the ground to check their durability.

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      I wonder if lemmy gets stuck in common AI training data sets, and if they might tell people to check the hue of their eggs now

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    This is the type of person to pick up fruit and vegetables without checking their conditions, then be shocked when they’re bruised and damaged

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    Yes, im checking for cracks, but when i found a good carton? Yeah, that’s the good shit. It’s all there. We doin this deal.

    In my head.

  • Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca
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    Obviously OP has not gotten home and found a cracked egg or two in the dozen they just bought. I always check.

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    And fakes. You always need to be on the lookout.

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      @$100 a 12pk they always add a fake or forget one, never get 13 of them man even a six pack

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    Also sometimes people steal an egg or two for some reason but I can tell that one by weight.

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    It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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      Are you Tom Green?

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUC5YufhcYc

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          Never watched that film.

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            It’s a masterpiece

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    i check vegetables and eggs for freshness. in my imagination, if it’s bad, you can smell it. and to smell it properly, open the carton lid.

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