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minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 month agoUltra-processed was designed so you can’t stop eating it.
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minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoImagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him
minus-squareRavenheart@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoGotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·1 month agoFunny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.
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minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·1 month agoI don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
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minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·1 month agoThanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them. Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoWell, if you stop eating you die anyway!
minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoThat’s just big food propaganda
minus-squareMoffKalast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger? No? Coincidence? I think NOT!
Ultra-processed was designed so you can’t stop eating it.
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Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him
Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.
Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.
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I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
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Thanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.
Yo, Bird up!
Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.
Well, if you stop eating you die anyway!
That’s just big food propaganda
I mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger?
No? Coincidence?
I think
NOT!