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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot

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"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot

Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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    On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place…

  • jedibob5@lemmy.world
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    Got a good facepalm out of my wife with this one. Thanks!

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      Mine just uttered a withering “oh, god,” and tried to continue setting up for her morning meetup.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    I said this out loud to my wife.

    She might divorce me.

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    “King Arthur Came-a-lot…”

    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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      Well he only had one child, so probably not

      • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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        He was allowed to camelot wherever he wanted and he did, allegedly

  • moopet@sh.itjust.works
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    Top tier.

  • VirtuePacket@lemmy.zip
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    Lol, I like this one. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    And plenty of places named Timbuk…also

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    My mother’s maden name was Lance

    • Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteOP
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      I’m looking to switch banks. Who do you bank with, and would you recommend them?

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        Credit Union all the way

        • Steve@communick.news
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          Yah I use a local credit union

          • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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            If you mash all the numbers in your birthday together like ddmmyyyy, there’s a cool trick you can do with the new 8-digit number.
            Send me your special birthday number and I’ll show you what I mean.

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              01011970?

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    There’s an entire round table of less common names.

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    My first boyfriend was named Lance… I might send him this joke.

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