cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoDon’t you lie to melemmy.worldimagemessage-square198linkfedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down112
arrow-up1302arrow-down1imageDon’t you lie to melemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square198linkfedilink
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·6 days ago Put the wallet in a safe place. Locate the owner. Kill them. Pay off credit cards.
minus-squarecannedtuna@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 days agoAwfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.
minus-squareTotally Human Emdash User@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoThey might have gone to the Ferengi afterlife, after all!
Put the wallet in a safe place.
Locate the owner.
Kill them.
Pay off credit cards.
Awfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.
They might have gone to the Ferengi afterlife, after all!