If I brought my wife the pink one knowing damn well there was a dinosaur one, I’d be out in the street
It’s German. The one on the left lets you excavate a dinosaur from an egg shaped stone.
The one on the right lets you excavate an horse from ass. I think. Those are some round cheeks.
Supposed to be heart shaped I guess but looks like booba to me.
excavate a horse from an ass
Maybe they also have some where you excavate an ass from an ass.
I’m still confused about what they are. A toy dinosaur and horse?
My kids had something like this. It’s a toy inside some easy to break concrete. Mine were fossil toys and gems, which made MUCH more sense. The idea is you’re an archeologist and find and crack these open and clean them with a brush.
The horse and heart thing is catering to gender stereotypes in a way that makes no sense.
Warum sollte man überhaupt Pferde ausgraben? Das ist das aller dümmste was ich je gesehen habe! Meine Nichte hatte sowas mit Dinos, Edelsteinen und Pharao aber Pferde???
Lets see, are you a dinosaur or a butt
I hate the patriarchy and it’s dino tax
Please do not grabung to my aus. Danke.
You can grabung my aus all you want. Double danke.
Hey! Are you grabung aus back there?
Inverted pink tax, unusual XD
I can’t imagine they’re selling a lot of these…
I think you do my good sir
You really think a lot of very weird guys aren’t showing up just for the heart shaped pink pony… ass and sex rod? I have no idea what that product could be, but it’s pink, has a horsey, a rod, and a heart/ass.
The last few months has me pretty certain that half the people on the internet want to fuck horses now for some weird reason. I’m sure they’d be all about this.
Why immediately shame the guys choosing the unicorn as the weird guys? And add in a little homophobia to boot? That is exactly the problem with defining gender stereotypes based on sex at birth. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a boy wanting to dig a terrifying and deadly fae creature with a fucking sword on its face from the heart of a dead giant. There is also nothing wrong with a boy wanting to dig a majestic pony from out of a pink heart shaped cocoon.
You’re the one perverting this into something about grown men having fantasies about fucking horses. We all know bronies exist and their tastes may not be for everyone, but that’s a poor excuse for this brand of cringe hate mongering.
Right. I’m the one perverting this. Not all of the people plastering the internet with images of ponies or horse girls saying creepy sexually suggestive shit using the word trainer is the new Daddy that’s generally looking like kids.
I’m not being homophobic, I’m being furry phobic. That shit is fucking weird and not okay. Anybody who wants to fuck animals or anthropomorphized cartoon animal people hybrids, especially giving the majority of them either seem to have tits the size of mountains or look like they’re 10, should be in therapy.
Projecting much? I don’t see any of that shit in OP’s photo. Maybe talk to your therapist about why a children’s toy triggers such intrusive homoerotic and beastial thoughts in yourself. This is not a healthy reaction to a child’s toy.
It’s a shitpost. This is a sub about mostly stupid jokes. They posted an image of something that shows a pink box, a horse running dramatically, and some heart / ass looking thing with a rod next to it. It’s weird as fuck. I have no idea if it’s a child toy. I have no idea what the fuck it is. I don’t care what it is. I’m replying to a shitpost with a dumb joke.
I’m not trying to win the most cuddliest and politically correct human award. I don’t care that you don’t agree with all of my opinions. I don’t care that you don’t like all of my jokes. I’m not going to be full of shit insisting that every single opinion and thought and part of my mind and personality is completely 100% something that every single human from every single other point of view would be thrilled about and love. I’m going to be honest and make the jokes I feel like making and if you don’t like it… I don’t care. Your thoughts and feelings are absolutely irrelevant to me.
The Furry and animated child-horse-girls shit and stuff like it is creepy as fuck. I don’t care that me saying that might make you want to cry because you want to dress up as a big tuff wolf and fuck a pony. Everything I think and say does not have to make every person in the world happy.
You’re absolutely free to block me and never have to see anything I say again, but jumping on people who say things you don’t approve of and trying to get the rest of the world to change to please you and make sure nothing ever upsets your delicate sensibilities is absolutely fucking pathetic.
Alle Menschen lieben Dinos!
