You do what you’ve got to do.

Frankly I’m a little bemused by you framing being expected to behave like a well-adjusted adult as “tone policing”. Then again, your opening gambit was essentially a “well if you love it so much why don’t you marry it?” kind of reply, so maybe I should have realised it was a non-starter…

I won’t say I’ll miss further interactions with you, but I’ll wish you well nonetheless.