This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

  • tankfox@bookwyr.me
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    16 hours ago

    The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

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      16 hours ago

      I’ve definitely seen public bathrooms where the previous occupant may have been utilising this technique

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        8 hours ago

        You are doing a great job at showing everyone you have no idea what you’re talking about. What you replied to says there wouldn’t be any splatter etc.

        This post very single reply you’ve made here has only ticked more boxes on the list of showing your idiocy, ignorance and inability to understand basic concepts.

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          7 hours ago

          Don’t let me stop you from having perfect piss aim by performing keyhole surgery on your abdomen

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          7 hours ago

          Doesn’t matter how smooth the piss flows, when it’s coming out the torso it ain’t hitting the toilet

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      16 hours ago

      In theory, maybe. Yet in the real world, enough foreskin to interfere with the flow makes for a smoother flow with no spraying.