The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNobody knows the true roger of your heartlemmy.worldimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down14
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minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoAre you kidding? That kind of thing is what kills computers!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoLike bowling alleys, it’s not a real droid unless it’s covered in nicotine
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 days agoDroid lights cigarette, cigarette goes out. He’s got no lungs, he’s not pulling any air through the cigarette so they’ll go out near immediately and never pull anything into his frame. Speeders are a much bigger threat
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoPretty sure this guy with a lighter is a greater threat. Burn all his buddies in a warehouse fire. I’d say Jedi and clone troopers, but like. Yeah. More b1s were killed by other b1 incompetence.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agosir you can’t handle that lighter. Here now turn on those giant thrusters and drive this machine around.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThey’re so incompetent, you can’t even rely on them to crash a speeder in a dangerous way.
Are you kidding? That kind of thing is what kills computers!
Like bowling alleys, it’s not a real droid unless it’s covered in nicotine
Droid lights cigarette, cigarette goes out. He’s got no lungs, he’s not pulling any air through the cigarette so they’ll go out near immediately and never pull anything into his frame. Speeders are a much bigger threat
Pretty sure this guy with a lighter is a greater threat. Burn all his buddies in a warehouse fire.
I’d say Jedi and clone troopers, but like. Yeah. More b1s were killed by other b1 incompetence.
sir you can’t handle that lighter. Here now turn on those giant thrusters and drive this machine around.
They’re so incompetent, you can’t even rely on them to crash a speeder in a dangerous way.