Prime Minister Mark Carney gave a powerful speech to Canadians on Saturday morning, hours after ordering negotiators to suspend U.S. trade talks despite President Trump’s punishing tariffs.
They don’t have nukes but we share a 3000 mile border with them, they speak the same language and can imitate us even more easily than Ukraine can with Russians, they also have guns although they don’t need them to sabotage our infrastructure.
Meanwhile Trump and Lutnick treat fucking North Korea with more respect than our own allies. These motherfuckers should be tried for treason.
I’m not worried about Canada nuking us, for once they’d have to worry about our smoke coming over the border (joke, love you guys, cali wildfire smoke sucks too)
I’m just scared aboutwhat happens when you mix an apple and an FPV drone
Please no, if there’s anyone on the planet I don’t want to face in a war it’s the Canadians
We are nice…….until we aren’t.
Yeah, we may joke about Canada being America’s hat, but you all practically invented war crimes before they were war crimes.
I don’t want to fuck with that.
The U.S. is and will always be Canada’s gut.
That’s very fair.
What does that make florida?
I wish my Florida was bigger…
In this analogy I pity Mexico’s position and general shape.
It also implies Belize and Guatemala are shit.
Geneva Convention about to get another page added
They don’t have nukes but we share a 3000 mile border with them, they speak the same language and can imitate us even more easily than Ukraine can with Russians, they also have guns although they don’t need them to sabotage our infrastructure.
Meanwhile Trump and Lutnick treat fucking North Korea with more respect than our own allies. These motherfuckers should be tried for treason.
I’m not worried about Canada nuking us, for once they’d have to worry about our smoke coming over the border (joke, love you guys, cali wildfire smoke sucks too)
I’m just scared aboutwhat happens when you mix an apple and an FPV drone