Imagine living with a massive polar bear that scratches behind your ear, gives you back rubs, lets you nap on its nice soft fur, feeds you perfectly nutritious human food, provides as many toys as its capable of and can seemingly control the local day/night cycle as well as the heat.
Now imagine having the balls to punch that bear in the head shouting “hello!? Fucking snack time?! Fucking hurry up!”
Imagine living with a massive polar bear that scratches behind your ear, gives you back rubs, lets you nap on its nice soft fur, feeds you perfectly nutritious human food, provides as many toys as its capable of and can seemingly control the local day/night cycle as well as the heat.
Now imagine having the balls to punch that bear in the head shouting “hello!? Fucking snack time?! Fucking hurry up!”
But its fucking snack time! *Fires weapon* Where are my tater tots?
The scary thing is that a typical handgun round is just as effective against a polar bear as a cat scrach is against a human.