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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

How many cookies did you lose dropping into your coffee?

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How many cookies did you lose dropping into your coffee?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app
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    19 hours ago

    They’re not lost, I get them back later in the sludge.

  • theedqueen@lemmy.world
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    I haven’t tested this on all cookies, but when it comes to Oreos you watch for air bubbles to come out as the cookie soaks up the milk. Once the bubbles slow down you know you’ve hit the right saturation point.

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      This actually made my day better. I’m going to try it now. Thanks

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    That’s what she said.

    • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world
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      That moment when she tells you that she STILL somehow ends up pregnant 😭

      (protip Youll probably regret the ch1ld suppprt moree than fhe vasectomy )

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    Essential cookies only and with GPC header.

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    Dipping is an atrocity against god and man… But I can just about tolerate watching my wife it with tea. Who the fuck is dunking biscuits into coffee? WTF

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      Dipping is an atrocity against god and man

      You’ve just insulted my culture, dipping is in my DNA. Also, I am totally fine committing atrocities against god.

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      I mean… There called dunking donuts. They’re meant to be dunked.

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    i did biscottis,

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    😔

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