We so full of shit.
Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.
At my age, it’s lead and microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.
Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!
Land of the free
Free from cumbersome food inspections!
Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen
Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.
I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.
I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D
Round up
That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.
You’re also full of ptfe
Mmm forever chemicals
Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.
I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)
Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored
Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I’m talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?
This article seems good, it cites relevant scientific papers: https://med.stanford.edu/news/insights/2025/01/microplastics-in-body-polluted-tiny-plastic-fragments.html
New dating site, microplasticsonly.com
