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    No thanks. I’ve had bad experiences with orange people.

    • LordFireCrotch@lemmy.today
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      Just forever rent free, eh?

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        Yeah I’m kinda with an abusive girlfriend but when I talk about the vile shit she’s done people always say that she’s living rent free in my head. Am I wrong to be thinking about how much she’s fucking me over? Should I just ignore it? We’re still together.

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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          You know what you need to do --end the relationship. It’s only going to get worse. Never let someone abuse you if you don’t absolutely have to. There might be times that you’ll miss her but someone like that will escalate their abuse if you endure it.

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            I think you’re coming from the right place but I was trying to make a metaphor there. I do appreciate the sentiment. And if you caught it… I really really do wish I had the guts to leave but it seems we’re gonna be together for a while yet… not exactly the ideal situation for a bad relationship

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          deleted by creator

      • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
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        A dictator having power on the most influential country on earth saying dumb shit and/or threats every single day… Yeah we think about that shit a lot, unfortunately

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        I don’t understand a word.

        • qwank@lemmy.world
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          A word.

          • onionguy@lemmy.world
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            I don’t get it.

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        It’s 2026 and you’re still using the “rent free” line

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    Steroids.

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    2nd guy’s head looks like it’s not supposed to be on that body

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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      The bronzing grease is such a strange tradition. It’s like black face but backwards

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    • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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      NANOMACHINES SON

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      I believe that’s Nick Walker

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    Never skip penis day.

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        Who is this gentleman? He looks like Robert Picardo to me.

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          That’s Dean Norris! He’s probably best known for his role as Walter White’s DEA brother-in-law Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad (the source of the above gif). You may also have seen him in Starship Troopers, where he looked the exact same despite being 20ish years younger.

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            Starship Troopers! Thanks!

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    This just looks like useless body shaming. Who cares about dick size?

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      The ancient greeks did. They belivee that the larger your penis was, the less virtue you had

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        And Aristotle spent half of Politics defending slavery while his thought granddad Plato said fire is hot because it’s shaped like a pyramid, which is why it’s the best element for cutting things, which is, qed, what makes it feel hot. Being cut.

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      People who don’t want micro steroid cocks?

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    Steroids make your peepee small

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    Are we now on facebook or what?

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