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minus-squareStillAlive@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·3 days ago Love Canal Oookay. Hooker Chemical Now you’re just pulling my leg.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-22 days agoHere’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper: SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoHow about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThat’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
minus-squarejqubed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·3 days agoStrange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoDamn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
minus-squareDr_pepper_spray@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoHooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.
Oookay.
Now you’re just pulling my leg.
Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:
SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
Strange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
Damn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
Hooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.