BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?
Holy cope.
I bet every time he finishes he shouts “BOOM” and makes little hand gun signs at his wife. Then he farts very manly and instantly falls asleep, drooling manly.
His poor wife
I’d say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.
Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?
50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)
/s
I always cum first, I guess I’m just better at sex than she is.
The missus and I often say that we’re totally gay for each other, so yeah
I dunno bro everything is gay these days
If I don’t give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.
I love pleasuring other people. It’s fun. This guy can’t fuck.
Amazing.
This guy is married. I’ve been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.
Wow, I’m way worse than I thought and I didn’t think much of myself to begin with lol
These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don’t talk yourself down.
Do not compare yourself to the nasties
Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that’s what smart people always say. It’s especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That’s just logic!
Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.
he must have alot of gay sex, or watch alot of porn to think about ti all the time.
sounds like he can’t have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.
If the person you fuck doesn’t have a baby after you’re done then they’re a dude. It’s very worrying.
We don’t know for sure that AMABs can’t get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.
Why do they think that we think AMABs can get pregnant?
I think it’s about trans men, not women
Hahahah
I am not worried at all. God has made me bisexual for a reason. Might actually have been Satan on second thought, but the point stands.
Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?
Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them
The Bible says it’s okay as long as you don’t fuck your buddy in the pussy
Stupid sexy twinks and their stupid sexy childbearing hips
If god did not want me to impregnate twinks, he would not have made them so sexy.
These chuds probably think it’s straight if they are fucking a man who is trans. So you might be on the money for this one
Oh no, I need a boybortion
ROFLMAO I love that mental image, and it makes me consider what all the self-hating Republicans would do with that information, while crashing Grindr during a major Republican event.
I guess I’m the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It’s just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can’t believe (I can, he’s in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is “gay sex”, like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that’s between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL
As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.
So, you knocked him up?
Both of them walked away pregnant, actually.
I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.
Sure Jan, I guess as long as you discuss the performance of football players + their best scores, keep your socks on, and don’t touch balls. I guess it could be straight, what bros do when they wanna help another bro out during a dry spell or something. ROFL
yeah, the super gay thing of men having sex with women.
So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.
I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that’s that.
But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.
I bet my house he’s on Grindr
It’s not even in question. Closeted self-loathing homosexuals out themselves all the time with their constant, endless obsession with gay sex. Everything is gay sex. Cat’s kibble is low? Gay sex. Nice weather expected? Gay sex.
I know they are just random examples but my cat’s kibble was indeed low, and this comment reminded me to check. My cat is very thankful.
Sounds gay.
I guess so. But not more than usual.
Funny but not political.
The real joke is always in the comments.
