11 And Jesus said unto them, “Verily, blessed are the rich, for they have earned their righteousness, but away with the poor, for they are a burden upon the realm. And if a stranger cometh from across the border, seek not to break bread with him, but demand first his papers and cast him out into the wilderness. For I say unto thee: Worship Mammon above all else, for Compassion yieldeth no return on investment.”
There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.
What’s wrong, it’s exactly what the book says:
we gotta get chatGPT to re-write the entire bible like this. Call it the King Trump edition.
Dont. They’ll believe it.
Especially after the Fox News “40 Days and 40 Nights of Bible Release Coverage!”
Let’s add some passages about mutilating your own genitails then.
Local man learns of circumcision
Uh. So. That’s already in there
Babies aren’t very good at that
There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.
I can’t wait for supply side Jesus to stop being relevant, but I’m fearful that I’m going to be left waiting anyway.