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A screenshot of a Bluesky post by Mat Piscatella (@matpiscatella.bsky.social) dated September 10, 2026.The text of the post reads: “With an average saucey:nuggie ratio of .1375, we really are talking about egregious levels of sauce preciousness here. Bonkers that the 10 piece nuggie gets a 0.2 saucey:nuggie ratio, but the 40 piece falls to a baffling 0.1. A 0.2 ratio or below should really be considered borderline criminal.”
Below the text is a chart titled “SAUCE POLICY.”
I remember one time some hs friends and I had no money and we drove my friend’s mom’s car to a mcds and each only got fries, and “one of every sauce”. The consensus was that every sauce was surprisingly palatable with fries except honey.