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Codpiece@feddit.uk to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago

Time for a new course

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Codpiece@feddit.uk to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago
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    I worked in IT support for 15 years. Now I work on a dairy farm. Cows are way better than people. Go into farming, fellow lemmings. It’s so rewarding.

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      “Cows are way better than people” said the prison guard.

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        I mean, he’s keeping cows prisoner and we’re posting passive aggressive shit online. I’d say cows are 2/2 so far.

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        I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I’m the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.

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      Atleast cows dont need cloud storage

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      One day… I must still fix the machines. The normies still won’t know what the power button or ram stick are, even with help.

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        The McDonald’s frycook of IT

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        Fuck the normies

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      Supply managed?

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