technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.
I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!
I forgot but didn’t a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people’s war bonds post WWI?
MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they’re broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
Did you mean $4.99? No way most of them have $499 available after refueling their emotional support vehicles in this economy.
I will also do this, just PM me!
That’s a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!
You could invest the extra dough in Trump crypto!

Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !
I’d do it for $3995






